My name is Mark, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass jokes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Oscar Wilde?" I also get straight A's and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
- Thanks for listening,