User:Simsilikesims/Simsilikesimsian Commieist Party

Da SCP - Simsilikesimsian Commieist Party is da ONLY allowed and RULER party and governing body of Uncyclopedia. After the rise of OUR GREAT LEADER Simsilikesims the party was formed.

Rulez for Uncyclopedians

• SCP is a PARTY. So PARTY on or be a party pooper. Dancing is encouraged. If you can't dance, you can still write an article.
• If you can spend two hours on writing one page, you can write a good article. If you can spend 6 hours on writing one page, you can write a great article. This page, by comparison, took about 2 to 15 minutes to write.
• Uncyclopedia is NOT Twitter. However, it is still possible to make a fool of yourself here, if you don't read this.
• If you can register on Wikia/Fandom, and have an opinion, then you can vote on VFH or VFD. If you do not register, you can still vote on VFH but the voting is rigged commie-style so that unregistered voters only get half a vote.
• In this party, Uncyclopedians are equal, until they show themselves to be otherwise by their inferior actions. Vandals will be nuked, made fun of, or both.
• Admins have more tools, but with great power comes great responsibility. Sorry, we don't offer vodka or caviar to ease the burden of responsibility.
• ALL Uncyclopedians are gently invited to join SCP.
• Liking The Sims series of games is optional, but encouraged.