SD Card
The SD Card (Short for "Standard Definition") is a video storage type. It was anonymously invented in 1979 to replace video and film. The first version could only hold 60 seconds (One minute) of Standard Definition video (640×480 pixels), and was around 3 inches long and 2 inches wide. It was originally thought to be a good alternative to VHS, however due to the stupid inventors' objective of making a storage device so small, the technology was almost completely ditched out in the mid 80's. However in 1999, some unidentified technology nerds somehow invented a new version of the SD card which is slightly smaller, can hold any computer data, including videos and photos, and is now used for many commonly used electronic devices such as portable telepones, fax machines, and analog cameras.
Modern SD Card[edit]
In c. 1999, some technology experts created a much better version of the SD Card. The camera film was however a replacement for SD Card. Today, SD cards can hold any type of data, primarily images, videos and mostly pornography. Most SD Cards can now hold up to 9,999,999 images or 60 minutes of video. With modern technology, people are now viewing the name "Standard Definition" as ironic, as modern SD cards can hold much better video than old 70's-80's SD cards.
Piracy[edit]
People started using SD Cards for pirating movies. Typically, people in South Korea pirated videos and movies to North Korea, which helped change the world. The North Korean government hated the invention of the SD Card, that Kim Jong-un wanted it banned as a universal/global law. The dispute about the SD card could lead to World War Three.