Preston and Steve
“Gadzooooooks!”
“The Preson and Steve Show is a show with a guy named Preston and a guy named Steve.”
In a time of peace and prosperity, there reigned the empire, known as Y100. The empire was headed by the two kings: Preston, the wise one, and Steve, the commander of flatulent humour and impersonation sabotage. They had many loyal henchmen, such as Kathy, the baroness of alcohol consumption, who was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very interested in what happened next.
The Great Migration[edit]
Preston, Steve, and all the other refugees fled the land, seeking hope beyond the horizon. Days turned into a few days, a few days turned into several days, several days turned into a bunch of days, and Kathy turned into a nudist. The brave knight known as Drugo Boy turned cannibalistic for a brief moment of weakness, eating a large portion of Nick's brain, which would explain Nick's intelligence level. He later commented that it tasted nothing like the gummie worm that it looked like. Drugo Boy's hallucinations are commonly attributed to heat exhaustion and water deprivation, which wouldn't have been a problem if Kathy didn't consume large amounts of water because she always needed something to puke out to keep life interesting.
A New Beginning[edit]
The traveling nomads finally found a home in the great land known as WMMR. Lord Pierre Robert accepted Preston and Steve, along with all of their company. They were inducted as "citizens" and a great feast was held in their honor, with Gadzooks ice cream (now in vanilla!) as far as the eye could see.
They now hold public meetings at 6 am to 10 am every weekday to discuss important issues, such as the location of the infamous "hootoot" and complications due to the "big dogs running, big dogs out." Jose often sings music for all to enjoy in his flawless American accent. Kathy still drinks and Steve still comforts her through the voice of Michael Jackson, reminding her to "think of the children." All is as it was. And it is office.