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The Messiah, goes to Heaven for three days, to let his Father borrow His glue gun.
There is some confusion as to whether Jesus actually rode a raptor, or had a pack of attack raptors.
Jesus survived 40 days in the desert, thanks to his trusty automatic weapon.
If McGuyver were a Messiah, this move would convince all infidels of his holy power to kick ass.
The Messiah, according to Courtnology. Unlike prophecies, this is based in fact.
The Messiah, goes to Heaven for three days, to let his Father borrow His glue gun.
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