Pete Hegseth
AttenSHUN!! For those who don't know me, I am your Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth I am a soldier of destiny. You can read all about me in my book...SOLDIER! Yes you with the beard!! Get him out of here. Go back to your transexual friends. No beardies in the American military. No women either. Shaven face and a shaven head are the new normal. GET USED TO IT!
America has the greatest military in the world and we are going to use it. One World Under Trump! Get that soldiers? Let's make the new Crusades a success. Under the flag and cross of our country. George Washington would have been proud of us.
I hear some of you liberals out there say America must follow international law. What's that? Nothing. If it inhibits what we can do to defend America and our president then I say this law is for milksops and wooly headed hippies. Let those other inferior 'states' cling on to outdated expressions of military power. How many divisions have the Europeans have? Our police can outgun any of them now.
Some say war is a terrible thing. Utter nonsense. That's why I urged the President to change my department's name. Defense? Such a weak word. War is beautiful if it makes America great again and it has been. Everyone is scared of Uncle Sam. One World Under Trump remember. Let's make that a super reality.
You see those game consoles under your seats? Each one of them is linked to an armed drone. Now you are on the front line. See the bad guys on those speedboats? That's your current enemy. Give it a go! Join the war and let's kick Commie-narco ass!"
Copies of my book American Crusade are on sale in the foyer.