Monster

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This article is about a creature. You better run, you now only have a few hours to live! Use them wisely. Hmm, maybe you could use the teleporter over there?

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You might be looking for:

• 500 ft tall turd monster
• Cookie monster, the cause of the obesity epidemic.
• The Flying Spaghetti Monster, much easier to find than Jesus.
• Loch Hess Monster
• Loch Ness Monster
• Monster Energy Drink
• The Terrible Wikipedia Monster

Monsters can also refer to:

• Attack of the Japanese Monsters

See also

• Eurg
• Gamera
• GINO
• Godzilla
• Grue
• My ex-wife
• Occamy

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