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• Uncyclopedia promotes IE. This must be some evil Microsoft conspiracy. Why don't you look at the list of conspiracies and decide for yourself?
• Perhaps you think Uncyclopedia is stupid, as you are viewing this page in Firefox actually.
• Al Gore may need to reinvent the Internet. Demand a recount at once!
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• We sincerely apologize for the reference to the "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Albuquerque" from the three lines above and assure you the the offender has been dealt with.
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• Aren't 27 reasons enough already!?
• Your grandmother will call you so you can help her with this "blasted machine".
• Your computer has become sentient and is currently at the club looking for hot singles to take home.

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