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The page you are looking at has been transmogrified to deliberately resemble the Error 404 page from IE6.
This may mean the following:
- Uncyclopedia promotes IE. This must be some evil Microsoft conspiracy. Why don't you look at the
list of conspiracies and decide for yourself? - Perhaps you think Uncyclopedia is stupid, as you are viewing this page in Firefox actually.
- Al Gore may need to reinvent the Internet. Demand a recount at once!
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar to see how Uncyclopedia mocked Error 404, there is nothing for you to admire here. Go back to the Main Page.
- You may be using AOL. Sadly, there is no known cure.
- Some sites require user-stupidity. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength stupidity you have.
- You may have been looking for 404, the year. Since the only page that lists 404 as a year is the Main Page on September 28, you must have known that absolutely nothing happened in 404. Therefore, please close your browser window.
- You may have been looking for 404, the highway. As the network is congested with Toronto traffic and therefore unusable, please try again later.
- Windows redirected you here, mistaking it for a search page. Please use the real
search page. Then find and shoot the person that advised you to install this version of Windows. - You may be sight impaired. However, since you are reading this text, this is obviously not the case. Still, you can open your browser settings and increase font size. Just in case.
- If you were looking for the cleaning product, that's 409. If you're looking for the room from 1984, that's 101. And why would you go there?
- If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
- Maybe Wikipedia is interfering with Uncyclopedia... Shut down the Wikipedia server and try again.
- Your grandmother will call you so you can help her with this "blasted machine".
- Your computer has become sentient and is currently at the club looking for hot singles to take home.
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