Meow Mix
“Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”
“I want chicken, i want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver”
Meow Mix is a highly explosive chemical that made out of Grue organs, baking soda, bathroom detergent, human hair, fermented goat milk, titanium, vodka, snake oil and scraps of metal from Soviettanks. If your cat eats it, he will grow wings and kill you local police chief, guaranteed. If you eat it, you will turn into a grue.
History[edit]
The Soviet Union developed Meow Mix over 237 years as a super weapon for use against the United States during The Cold War. Five hundred times more awesome than the Nuclear bomb, Meow Mix not only created explosions the size of California, it also turned anyone within a fifty mile radius to turn into this guy.
“Meow!”
Meow Mix was first introduced in the Soviet Union by a chronic Kitten Huffer who was unhappy with the quality of his kitten huff. He asked that his kittens be better fed so that "the huffing would be better". They recruited scientists and bartenders from Greenland to perfect this formula and found that the missing ingredient was vodka. Once perfected, it caused twelve cats to gain heat vision. Seriously, Meow Mix was the single greatest invention of the week, and was featured in Time magazine.
Meow Mix slowly became the number one food of supermodels world wide and amongst allstars in the NBA. Supermodels found it caused them to lose weight. This was actually because the Meow Mix ate them from the inside. Meow Mix is also the main ingreedient in public school lunch meat loaf.
Later on, Meow Mix was used to develop an army of super-kittens. This backfired, and the kittens, led by Nikita Khrushchev revolted and they became the government of the Soviet Union until it conquered the USA.
Meow Mix is now available in the United States because the Soviets have introduced it to American markets in an attempt to cause a Bolshevik cat revolution in the country dominated by greedy business cats also known as catitalists, led by superpowered kittens. It now also contains brain washing material that will cause all uneffected the cats to become Soviet-loyal!