Kraken (disambiguation)

The one with the arms is literally a "Kraken".

A kraken is a large, ship-devouring sea monster; more or less an octopus with an attitude. As Uncyclopedia has no article on the literal kraken, the reader will have to select among the term's figurative meanings:

• The Seattle Kraken, which is the NHL ice hockey franchise in Seattle, Washington that began operations in 2022.
• The super power possessed by lawyer/impresario Sidney Powell, who helped convince Donald Trump and/or the American people that the 2020 election had been stolen from Trump, and that nothing that followed could be taken at face value. Her "kraken" was airtight forensic evidence she was going to present on Fox News, perhaps as soon as next week.
• You may also consider UnNews:Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido.

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