Killa Fonic

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Quick-Info[edit]

Killa Fonic is one of the greatest classical music composers that Romania has. He composed such masterpieces as "9 ciori", "Cand cainii de paza dorm" and many more. He is thought to be a god of music descended from heaven.


He is one controversial figure though, as he is either a God of music or a useless being that leaches off little kids that have no better taste in music.

Image from his facebook

Veteran[edit]

It isn't very known amongst regular people, but it is known that he is a true warrior and a veteran for his country. He fought in World War I, World War II and World War III. He was a brave person fighting using only a diamond sword, like the ones in Minecraft. All though a powerful sword, it takes a real hero to use it and win against Tanks and Automatic Rifles.


But his career of a warrior doesn't end here. He helped kill the cruel president at that time that was Klaus Iohannis and help install the true, best regime, communism which is managed by the current president Nicolae Ceausescu. He helped calm the population after taking down the old president that was worse than Hitler and Stalin, the true gods of our century.

Currently residing in a small village in Macedonia.

He also survived Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club.

Developer[edit]

He is also known for his many famous games, such as Minecraft, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, Unturned and more. He is suspected to be the owner of EA, Ubisoft, Steam, VALVe, ROBLOX, OVERKILL, ACTIVISION, Bethesda, Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, Snapchat and Whatsapp.

Musician[edit]

He is a former member of the band Gorillaz, Three Days Grace, Linking Park, AC/DC, Metallica, ABCD, System of a Down, Satra B.E.N.Z, $uicideboy$.


He was also part of the GOTHBOICLIQUE(GBC) when Lil Peep was still alive. He had recorded some songs with him, but due to some complications, they were never released. They were just mentioned in some news articles.


He composed songs for the intros of giant failures like Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Seinfields and for the greatest anime of all time, Cory in the house.


He is also a master of using the magic tool called Auto-Tune. He can say the same thing ten times, and you would still not understand anything of what he's saying, something only a mastermind of classical music could do.

Sources[edit]

    • Facebook
    • Twitter
    • PornHub
    • Google
    • YouTube
    • MySpace
    • ROBLOX
    • Hi5

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