Just kidding
"Just kidding" is a phrase used by a large variety of people, from insecure high school girls to master pranksters after a successful hoax. Its usage and meaning can vary subtly, but the phrase generally is used to indicate that what you just said is a lie or a joke. Also, if you have ever said the phrase, God automatically takes 5 years off your life. So you may as well never say it.
Origins[edit]
The phrase "just kidding" is generally believed to have been invented by Oscar Wilde as a baby. The first words ever spoken by the child were "just kidding," which were heard by FBI agents. Convinced that the baby was a genius, they performed numerous tests on it, genetically modified it, and have complete control over Oscar Wilde via a radio in their head.
Examples[edit]
Here are some examples of the usage of the phrase:
“Dude, I borrowed your dad's Porsche for a ride, I kinda banged it up... Um, uh... Just kidding!”
“Where's Fred, you ask? Oh, I thought I saw him down in the cafeteria... OH NEVERMIND, he's in the bathroom, JUST KIDDING!!”
“Al Gore has won the presidency. Just kidding!!”
“Watch where you swings at me. Just kidding, thanks!”
“Just kidding.”
Classic pranks[edit]
Here are some classic examples of the phrase "just kidding" used in conjunction with a prank:
- I slept with your mom last night. Just kidding!
- I accidentally told the police where you keep your weed. Just kidding!
- Dude, I was playing with matches and I set your house on fire. I am not kidding.
- No really, I'm just kidding.
Oh, just to let you know, there's an alien living in your stomach. Just kidding! No, actually, I was kidding about the "just kidding" part. You really do have an alien in your stomach. Hey, don't worry, you really don't, I'm just messing with you. No, just kidding! There truly is an alien in your stomach. Actually there technically isn't, because he ate your stomach already.