John Hickenlooper

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John “Chickenpooper” “Dickengrouper” Hickenlooper Jr. (Born February 7, 1952) is an American politician and businessman who served as the 42nd Governor of Colorado from 2011 to 2019. He is a member of the Democratic Party. In 2019, he announced that he is running for President of the United States in 2020.

Chickenpooper and Osama sip on Trump‘s Ashes In 2027

Early life[edit]

Chickenpooper was born in Narberth, Pennsylvania, a middle-class area of the suburban Main Line of Philadelphia.

Last Name[edit]

Ok come on... you can’t look at that last name and think it’s normal... I mean WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?

Imagine if he wins in 2020 and gets called “President Hickenlooper.”

2020 Presidential Campaign[edit]

On March 4, 2019, Chickenpooper announced his campaign to seek the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in 2020.