Joan

Joan Crawford meets Joan Collins.

Joan is a popular name used for gerbils. It has also been used for:

Women

• Joan Baez, folkie and bleeding heart
• Joan Collins, actress who might make you bleed
• Joan Crawford, actress and harpy
• Joan Jett, loves rock and roll, apparently
• Joan of Arc, barbecue attendee
• Joan Rivers, can we talk?
• Princess Joan, Plantagenet plotter

Men

• Joan Miró, Spanish painter who would tell you it's pronounced "hwan"

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