Jeff Wiggle
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Since the Wiggles' beginning, Jeff Wiggle has entertained children for years by sleeping on a stage in front of children as well as the trademark slogan "1, 2, 3, WAKE UP JEFF!" that he and the other Wiggles provide.
History of Jeff[edit]
The Early Jeff[edit]
My Name Is Jeff Wiggle first appeared in the 1991 album (and video) The Jizzles, however the character who appeared in that album (and video) had little resemblance to the sophisticated character that later emerged. For a start, he was called "Jeffy Man" and was characterised as a real life Mickey Mouse who hates Communism.
The Jeff Period[edit]
The early Jeff was forced in a change in the 1996 Autism Speaks Wiggles promotion Here Come BitCon, in which had him dressed and characterised as more of a Young gangster who drinks too much beer and smokes too much marijuana as the ABC wanted.
Following the reworking of the character, Jeff became a playful, tired character who always seems to have a struggle with Time Travel as he always falls asleep. Jeff became even more popular with the album Guy Teaches Hula.
The CIA Jeff[edit]
After this, Jeff became a top secret agent working with the international peace group CIA for seven and a half years before he was corrected and fired from the job. He was then put into Wiggle Retirement Centre but had several attempts to escape due to the "Horrible shit" as he described.
Appearing on Television[edit]
He later attempted to break out of his comfort zone in the early 2000s comedy series Dat Night Haz M8s before the police caught him again and sentenced him for jail for 50 years.
Jeff and the Internet[edit]
Jeff Wiggle was elected as President of Internet after the emerged beginning of Uncyclopedia. He often visited Family friendly content to make him understand the adult world better.
The Jeff Period: Part II[edit]
Eventually, Jeff was forced to retire in the special feature Loits Cameron Actioo, in which he was convicted of robbing an antique sleepy shop to buy more pillows as a protest of having to pay for stuff. He was eventually replaced by Lach Bachman for 50 years.
The Escape[edit]
Bill Cosby eventually got him out of jail and made him record Loits Cameron Actioo II: In Moi Toime. Jeff sings in a deep voice in this album. The album wasn't warmly received.
Present Day Jeff[edit]
After this, Jeff becomes Vice President of the New South Wales district. He spent/spends most of his time sleeping, as usual.
Political Orientation[edit]
Jeff position in politics has been called to question on several occasions. The first of which was the infamous about where Jeff criticised Greg and Murray for agreeing with the communist Anthony. Greg and Murray noticed that something was on with Jeff. They both then went on live television on an interview with Oprah where they told a theory about Jeff. Jeff was then directed to an interview with John Oliver about the subject about what happened. Jeff stated his innocence twice. Greg and Murray cut ties with Jeff, leading them to become writers on Uncyclopedia, which, to everyone's expectation, Jeff eventually never communicated with the outside world again.
Homosexuality[edit]
It has been confirmed many times that Jeff Wiggle is Gay. But that's not a bad thing, right? I mean just look at the old Wiggles videos and albums. You'll see...
Discography[edit]
- Roots Valid - Jeff Fatt (1990)
- The Jizzles - Jeffy Man (1991)
- Groovin Up - RRROCK (1994)
- Here Come BitCon - RRROCK (1996)
- Guy Teaches Hula - RRROCK (1997)
- Nyet Skyline - Baby Jeffery (1998)
- Deck the Jeff - Jeff (1999)
- Jeff's PARN Cafe - Cafe-working Jeff (2001)
- Wiggle Ur Hips - Jeff (2003)
- Entoo Yeledee (feat. Greg Wiggle and Murray Wiggle) (2004, Rated R-18)
- Loits Cameron Actioo - It Aint the Same (2005)
- Carl Spaghett - It Aint the Same (2007)
- Mortanus Vectarin - It Aint the Same (2009)
- Loits Cameron Actioo II: In Moi Toime - Ol' Jeffy from Vietnam (2011)
- Techno Jeff - Cafe-working Jeff (2018)
TV Appearances[edit]
- Dat Night Haz M8s - Prisoner Jeff (2001)