Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 19
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- 7,998,824 BCE - Monkeys evolve opposable thumbs.
- 7,998,824 BCE - Monkeys start to "spank the monkey".
- 3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus.
- 2999 BCE - The first pornographic papyrus is created, featuring Nefertiti. Men say they "just read it for the hieroglyphs".
- 1450 - Gutenberg invents a printing press capable of printing centerfolds.
- 1850 - Man invents photography.
- 1850 - The first pornographic photos are made.
- 1953 - The first Playboy is issued, featuring Marilyn Monroe.
- 1953 - The world suffers from a crippling shortage of hand lotion.
- 1970 - Presidential Commission on Obscenity and Pornography is convened to look into social effects of porn. After six straight weeks of reviewing pornographic materials, the members of the commission say they have come to no conclusions, and ask for six more months to study the issue.
- 1971 - Man invents videos.
- 1971 - Man invents porn videos.
- 1971 - First porn video director becomes millionaire.
- 1982 - DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, begins research into a network called ARPANET that will allow porn to be transmitted even in the event of a nuclear attack.
- 1994 - Al Gore invents the world wide web which already has 122 porn sites on its first day of operation.
- 1994 - First porn web site reaches 100 million hits. This is particularly impressive when you consider that only 5,000 people had web browsers at the time.
- 2015 - The last male yak porn star dies and the month is renamed after his last partner.