HowTo talk:Properly Whore Your Article

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Considering how poorly Powershot dude whored his article, I decided to make this article so that maybe he would have done a better job at whoring it. So what do you think? Is there anything else I could add? Suggestions, anyone? --General Insineratehymn 02:45, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I originally thought "Ugh - Insineratehymn's ranting about Powershot Dude," but you managed to reference him in such a way that doesn't overpower the article. Also, you need a section on the dangers and advantages of whoring on our noble chatroom. Also, it could be made self-referential if you, perhaps, jokingly nominated it for VFH later, and archived here the heavy whoring you had to do, which would make the whole article look entertainingly contradictive (that's just an idea, though). Also, could use a picture of a whore, and the typical "See Also" section. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:12, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I <3 meta HowTo articles. This helps me a lot b/c i'm a virgin star wars geek loser uncyclopedia-user and suck at whoring anything... IRC is still around? Great pics, what's infini-banned, you must mean infinity, SPLCHK. ha, "geek loser uncyclopedia-user" rhyme-assonance and a new article going under construction! --AmericanBastard 04:37, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your great comments. It also appears that the methods outlined in my article are already being put to good use. As for your question about the word "infini-banned", it's a portmanteau of "infinitely" and "banned". --General Insineratehymn 04:49, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Is that what their called? Port-man-tea-u, that's great but I don't accept tea from men hanging around the port, that's just gay. I've just been calling them "word-combo's" like they're some form of linguistical martial arts/(lingmarts), ha! there, see? i did it. Triple-Kombo 500pts... Sorry for digressing, i'm too n00 to know anything about this powershot dude; sounds like he's committing the perverse act of your average myspace band only w/ articles. --AmericanBastard 05:50, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! 06:37, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

One, two, three...

Whore! -- Hindleyite Converse 12:21, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

So why hasn't this been moved

to HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article? It seems pretty complete to me. Lenoxus 03:38, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

It was. But we moved it to Insineratehymn's userpsace to hide it from a mass vandal on this site. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:50, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Another Method...

What about the ever-popular "signature whore"? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:11, 7 June 2007 (UTC)