HowTo:Get your article tagged NRV

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With all the effortless wit and ineffible wisdom that flows naturally through any keyboard hooked up to a Wiki via teh InterWebs, it is sometimes difficult to find a poorly written article on Uncyclopedia. Hence, the question on every n00b's lips is: "How can I trick the admins into thinking my latest masterpiece is an unpolished turd?" A plethora of tactics may be employed, but for the sake of brevity, we will explore a mere myriad. Still, they should suffice to earn your article the coveted stamp of No Redeeming Value.

Ensure that your article is a list (or a list of lists) and not really an actual article

You may do this:

• to avoid typing.
• to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome
• because you are a lazy fatass.

Avoid the use of pictures

Thank Goodness there is no picture here!

If you must include links, make sure they are broken

Red links call attention to themselves like no others.

Avoid proper formating

• • • the use
• of
  • • • • strange indentation
  • is often a sign of poetic
    • • genious. -- ee cummings

“A quote might do the trick”

~ Oscar Wilde on NRV