HowTo:Climb the no rung Ladder
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Selecting A Suitable Ladder
One with no rungs is good start. If not, steal a ladder and remove rungs. Hmm, so far so good, unless you're caught that is.
What About Climbing a Ladette ?
Kate Moss wasn't in when I tried that so let's stick to ladders eh ?
Ok, you've got the ladder, checked it has no rungs, now we can begin. Prop the ladder against the wall/building/electricity pole you wish to do whatever you want to do something to. Yeah, that makes sense...
The Tricky Part
Climbing. Hmm, no rungs. Ok, grab the sides of the ladder and kinda like shimmy yourself up. Fall down? Yeah, thought so. Don't give up though, that's for wimps. Your not a wimp, right? You need balls for this and maybe fingers made of pick-axes to grab hold of the wall incase the ladders too difficult to climb. Try again. The sides fell over? Bugger. This is hard work.
This was more difficult than i thought. There's a solution if you're chickening out. Under the cover of darkness, steal another ladder with rungs, paint the rungs brick colour or the colour of whatever the hell it's going to be placed against. Thats more like it! Put a safety barrier around the ladder, not for safety but to keep people from touching the ladder and thus ruining the captivating illusion.
Or..Read the Manual ?
What manual ? Well you should have picked that up when you found the ladder. The choice is yours. Do you go ahead or go back to the start of this article again. Fortune May Reward Your Efforts - something handy to write down on your forehead.
Kate Moss is now back home
NNNNOOOO . Stop changing the subject you - Dammit Janet ! I will leaving climbing up a ladette to other less gifted hands.
Still Trying With No Rungs?
Good luck! You're obviously very special. Why do i say that? You've just read the simple solution and you're still trying! Then again, is there any finer sight than a retard trying to climb a no runged ladder? I'll let you decide...
Stilts man - stilts !!
Famous People and No Rung Ladders
- Rapunzel (hair extensions instead)
- Des the inept cat burglar.
- Sonic the Hedgehog