Help:How to write a Shit That Pisses Me Off article

This article is part of Shit That Pisses Me Off, a subsidiary of UnNews Editorial, your source for up-to-the-year misinformation.

Shit That Pisses Me Off welcomes your contributions! Not really, that's just what the lawyers made me say. But before you start, perhaps you'd like to read about how to do it.

When you click on Create page, you'll be in the familiar Uncyclopedia article editor, editing a document pre-loaded with some additional instructions to you. The {{UnNews Editorial}}, Shit That Pisses Me Off logo and {{Date}} lines at the top are set to put today's date on your article and add it to the correct categories. The stuff that looks like is a coding comment. It is sceaming at you like your wife when you forget your anniversay. Read every word, obey the guidelines, and feel free to delete it.

In the section Sources, complete the five lines with a description of the real-world news item, if any, on which you based your contribution. Just like with normal UnNews articles.

When you are done, press the "Preview" button to see how the finished tirade will look. If anything is wrong -- besides what you're bitching about -- keep editing; then press the "Save page" button. Your profanity-optional blog/editorial is published worldwide and the headline will appear on the UnNews front page under today's date.