Grand Theft Auto III
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| Developer(s) | Rockstar Games |
| Publisher(s) | DMA Design |
| Genre | 3rd Person Shooter |
| Port | PC, Android, IPhone, Commodore 64 |
| Spinoffs | San Andreas, Vice City |
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Grand Theft Auto III (Commonly referred to as : "The one that came with Vice City and San Andreas") Is the worst, and first 3D Grand Theft Auto game.
The game was developed by Rockstar Games and published by DMA Design.
Overview[edit]
GTA III Features your cool protagonist, Claude Speedy. Unlike Niko Bellic, he is not dark and gritty. Nor is he gay and pretty like Gay Tony. Nor is he sad and pity like whoever featured in The Lost and the Damned. No, Claude is a self proclaimed "Emo Baddie Princess", This is why the game failed. The game is set in Liberal City, loosely based off of the slums of New York City. Al Torpedo paused game development because he's a BITCH. In normie terms, the game was paused because of the September 11th Attacks so that the whiney people who shouldn't be playing GTA wouldn't whine.
The remaster of this game was so bad, that it actually almost sorta maybe kinda made it popular for 2 days. Maybe.
Gameplay[edit]
You run around in Liberal City with a gun, licking the boot of random gangs and doing their dirty work. The game features a state-of-the-art wanted system, you'll get arrested for doing anything other than walking.
Reception[edit]
Most avid gamers had nothing to say about Grand Theft Auto III, because the game had little marketing done to promote it. The people who did play it took it critically.
“This gets a 0/10 on the EPIC scale, nana nana boo boo.”
“LOLZ GUIZ WHENS THE HOT COFEE MOD CUMING OUT 4 DIS ONE????”
“Waste of time for ACTUAL GTA players, go play the one set in London or something.”
Most people thought the game was "Horrible" and had "A lack of sex appeal to it".
Marketing[edit]
Rockstar Games had attempted to bait gamers into buying the game by marketing it with a sexy lady on the front. According to Daniel, somebody hijacked and replaced the sexy lady with the pedophile. There was a lack of advertising for the game though, so ultimately, along with the pedophile replacing a sexy lady, the game failed. It was doomed from the start.
