Grand Theft Auto III
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Grand Theft Auto III (Commonly referred to as : "The one that came with Vice City and San Andreas") Is the worst, and first 3D Grand Theft Auto game.
The game was developed by Rockstar Games and published by DMA Design.
Overview[edit]
| Grand Theft Auto III | |
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| Developer(s) | Rockstar Games |
| Publisher(s) | DMA Design |
| Genre | 3rd Person Shooter |
| Port | PC, Android, IPhone, Commodore 64 |
| Spinoffs | San Andreas, Vice City |
GTA III Features your cool protagonist, Claude Speedy. Unlike Niko Bellic, he is not dark and gritty. Nor is he gay and pretty like Gay Tony. Nor is he sad and pity like whoever featured in The Lost and the Damned. No, Claude is a self proclaimed "Emo Baddie Princess", This is why the game failed. The game is set in Liberal City, loosely based off of the slums of New York City. Al Torpedo paused game development because he's a BITCH. In normie terms, the game was paused because of the September 11th Attacks so that the whiney people who shouldn't be playing GTA wouldn't whine.
The remaster of this game was so bad, that it actually almost sorta maybe kinda made it popular for 2 days. Maybe.
Gameplay[edit]
You run around in Liberal City with a gun, licking the boot of random gangs and doing their dirty work. The game features a state-of-the-art wanted system, you'll get arrested for doing anything other than walking.