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Zork 3

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Tunnel Score: 25 Moves: 7

> Examine town

You are in a small little town. There is a sign nearby that says:

Welcome to Wesrivia, Population: -AAAAAA

There are a few buildings, including many houses, a bar and a shop. The shop appears to be made out of cardboard.

One of the citizens of the town walks up to you.

"Hi!" the person says.

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