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Game:Zork3/chxxtx

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Cheats Administered: 0 Code Hacked: 80%

Your score is insignificant. Your location does not matter. Your moves? Nobody cares.

"Welcome. I see you have found me. I am not a number. I am the man living behind the Wesrivia population sign, operating the big cheat machine. I am invisible to the categories.

I have hacked the main Zork code. I am the master. Please, use my power wisely."

Invincibility
Hot-rod
1 million dollars
Super-Charged OP Mega-Boom Hot-Rod Mama On Wheels