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Zork 3

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Dead Scientists Score: 0 Moves: Blah

> Kill Normal-looking Scientists

You kill the normal-looking scientists. With your knife. Finally, you have found a use for it. However, none of them are Oprah. Now, there is no one to help you start up the Anti-GrueBot. What would you like to do?

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