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Zork 3
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| Die Fat Lady!
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Score: Noob
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Moves: Nub
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> Attack fat lady!
Which weapon of yours do you want to use?
> I use that silver knife I found in the kitchen!
Ok. You stab the fat lady. With her dying breath, she mutters "Too..........fat.............cannot........hide............."
> Is that Oprah?
It appears so. However, she knocked over the test tube she was hiding behind. It falls on you.
Suddenly, a string of letters appear in your mind: dicahcamotsybhtaed
You realise that that is the reverse for "Death by stomach acid". And that's what happened to you.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
p.s. it might be a good idea to right that down some where (it might be a code!)
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