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 Die Fat Lady! Score: Noob Moves: Nub

> Attack fat lady!

Which weapon of yours do you want to use?

> I use that silver knife I found in the kitchen!

Ok. You stab the fat lady. With her dying breath, she mutters "Too..........fat.............cannot........hide............."

> Is that Oprah?

It appears so. However, she knocked over the test tube she was hiding behind. It falls on you.

Suddenly, a string of letters appear in your mind: dicahcamotsybhtaed

You realise that that is the reverse for "Death by stomach acid". And that's what happened to you.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

p.s. it might be a good idea to right that down some where (it might be a code!)