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Zork 3
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| Grue Slayer!
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Score: 0
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Moves: 345
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> Shoot pale-looking scientist
The pale scientist dodges the blast and pulls off his coat. He's an Unholy Zealot!
> Huh? Unholy Zealot?
The Unholy Zealot is the opposite of a Religious Zealot. It is often more dangerous, as the Religious Zealot is more often helping you.
The Unholy Zealot runs towards you yelling things like "Emo Attack!" and "Die noob!" and self-destructs in your face, doing 45124361349871639816345092654019823465108476520834765019 damage, destroying the entire lab. And you.
- *** You got expelled ***
Would you like to restart with a rival school, restore your state education, or give up and be educated at home? (Type RIVAL, STATE, or HOME):
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