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Car Score: ? Moves: ?

> Ignore the note and drive

You start up the car and ease it out of the curb. The only unfortunate thing happens when you back it into the nearest lamppost, showering the sedan with breaking glass. You ease forward, but only succeed in hitting some guy by accident, painting the windshield with his blood.

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