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 Car Score: ? Moves: ?

> Turn on the windshield wipers

Ah, that's better. Now, there's no blood on the windshield to obscure your vision so you can conduct your driving properly. You should also turn on the radio to drown out the unpleasant sound of horrific screaming in the background.

Oh well, accidents happen. It isn't long before you leave town and come to a fork in the road. Which will it be? Right or left?