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> Hit-and-Run!
You back the car back over the poor man, and speed down the streets. Unfortunately, as the windshield has been painted in blood, you cannot see a thing.
> AAAAHHH! I'm blind!
Yes, you are. Now, since you can't see a thing, the car crashes into the side of a house. You survive.
> YEEEESSS! I am invincible!
You do not, however, survive the Grues which you disturbed by crashing into the side of their house. They kill you.
> NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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