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> Hit-and-Run!
You back the car back over the poor man, and speed down the streets. Unfortunately, as the windshield has been painted in blood, you cannot see a thing.
> AAAAHHH! I'm blind!
Yes, you are. Now, since you can't see a thing, the car crashes into the side of a house. You survive.
> YEEEESSS! I am invincible!
You do not, however, survive the Grues which you disturbed by crashing into the side of their house. They kill you.
> NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
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