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Zork
| End of the Maze | Score: 130 | Moves: 58 |
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Congratulations! You reached the end of the maze! You are a super player!
You are in a small sandstone brick room. There is a sealed door to the northwest, and a steep staircase to the southwest. Also, a shortcut back into the maze (should you ever feel the desire to re-enter) is south. The Medusataur (half-Medusa, half-Minotaur) is here, and she's fast asleep. Her hair makes gentle hissing noises. Around her neck is a key made out of unobtainium. In her right hand she holds some kind of spray-bottle. Surrounding her are assorted rock statues of men, female men, grues, female grues, elves, high elves, high orcs, | ||