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End of the Maze Score: 130 Moves: 57

> obtain the unobtainium key

You can't obtain ye unobtainium key!

> get the unobtainium key

Hark! It is unobtainable!

> You have got to be shitting me

For sooth! Tis truth I speak, by Toutatis!

> Wait, you just went from Ye Olde English to Asterix speak

These players are crazy!

> okay, just shut up

You can't shut up here.

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