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 Cottage Score: 5 Moves: 9

> east

You proceed into the back room of the cottage. Once again, everything is made of some kind of confectionary - the seat cushions are stuffed with candy floss, the curtains are draped licorice strands, and the table is made from a giant lollypop.

Speaking of the table, there are three bowls of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs (the Official Breakfast Cereal of Zork) sitting there, each bowl larger than the last. You notice that someone's been eating from all three of them.

The only other important fixture is an old-fashioned rotary telephone sitting on the table right next to you. Exits are north and west.