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Zork
| Eat from second bowl | Score: 5 | Moves: 10 |
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.... Cold. COLD. COLD!!!!! Frosty steam flows from all of your orifices as your saliva freezes solid. Your innards are freezing from sub-zero Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs! You only have one shot at this. What do you do next? |
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