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 Cottage Score: 5 Moves: 8

> enter house

You tear through the giant ice-cream sandwich door, but too late! The pig-girl has turned to stone.

You hear the wolf cackling fiendishly. Wait, a wolf cackling? Holy Crap, the wolf is actually the Wicked Witch of the Up!

The Wicked Witch clicks her heels together and vanishes in a puff of orange smoke.

> look

You are inside the cottage made of chocolate and baked goods.

There is a stone statue of the little girl pig, holding a quarter-eaten poisoned apple.

Obvious exits are east and behind you.