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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 9

> inhale orange smoke

Desperate for whatever free high you can get off a cloud of magical residue, you suck down the orange smoke into your lungs.

Then, you wait.

Suddenly, you find yourself in an inverted variant of the room you were just in. You look up and see the floor, and suddenly plummet face first into it. Seems you really were standing on the ceiling. You stand up, and realize that there is something different about the house.

> look

You are inside the cottage made of chocolate and baked goods. Everything is now beginning to change colours slowly and seem to be swaying.

The statue stands still, holding what seems to be a beagle.

Obvious exits are east and behind you.