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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 10

> Huff apple

For reasons that make perfect sense to you, you figure that you can extend your high by inhaling the, uh, thing. The thing that was in the statue's hand. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be there anymore - there's just a blah there.

You stumble around for a short while, looking for where it went. After a small amount of difficulty, you notice that the thing in the statue's hand has been replaced with a kitten. You vaguely remember something about fruit, but pass it off as 'the munchies'.

The kitten sits calmly in the statues hand. It mews at you.