Game:Zork/huffkittenagain

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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 11


> Huff kitten again

You take the kitten and huff it. A brief wave of euphoria washes over you as the world seems to explode into a sympthony of sound and light. You become lost in the visions of your high and start to skip around the room. You would, rather, if your motor skills weren't as hindered as they were. You take a single awkward hop and land on your ankles, falling forward and bashing your head off the pig-girls statue and falling to the ground dead.

Moral: Don't huff kittens!



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.