Game:Zork/huffthekitten2

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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 12


> Huff the kitten!!!


You grab the kitten excitedly and take out your piece of gum, crudely forming a pipe, and huff the kitten excitedly. You turn to stone before you even get the apple halfway up your nose.

Moral: Don't huff poison apples!


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)