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Zork
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Score: 5
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Moves: 9
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You eat a quarter eaten poisoned apple. Wow, that was a smart move. An apple that, apart from being chewed by a pig, but one that is also obviously poisoned. And yet you ate it anyways. So guess what?
> Umm... it tastes great?
Damn skippy, dumbo. It's juicy, and tender, and the juice runs down your chin while you savor its sweetness. And you know what else?
> Umm... I turned to stone?
Well, duhhh.
> use gold needle
Not only are you now incapable of moving, and not only are you not in possession of a gold needle, but none of your party members want to waste any of theirs on you. Shows how much they value you.
- *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***
In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)
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