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 Cottage Score: 5 Moves: 9

You eat a quarter eaten poisoned apple. Wow, that was a smart move. An apple that, apart from being chewed by a pig, but one that is also obviously poisoned. And yet you ate it anyways. So guess what?

> Umm... it tastes great?

Damn skippy, dumbo. It's juicy, and tender, and the juice runs down your chin while you savor its sweetness. And you know what else?

> Umm... I turned to stone?

Well, duhhh.

> use gold needle

Not only are you now incapable of moving, and not only are you not in possession of a gold needle, but none of your party members want to waste any of theirs on you. Shows how much they value you.

*** You have died ***

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