Game:Zork/turntostone

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 Cottage Score: 5 Moves: 9

You eat a quarter eaten poisoned apple. Wow, that was a smart move. An apple that, apart from being chewed by a pig, but one that is also obviously poisoned. And yet you ate it anyways. So guess what?


> Umm... it tastes great?


Damn skippy, dumbo. It's juicy, and tender, and the juice runs down your chin while you savor its sweetness. And you know what else?


> Umm... I turned to stone?


Well, duhhh.


> use gold needle


Not only are you now incapable of moving, and not only are you not in possession of a gold needle, but none of your party members want to waste any of theirs on you. Shows how much they value you.


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.