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Zork
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Score: 5
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Moves: 9
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You eat a quarter eaten poisoned apple. Wow, that was a smart move. An apple that, apart from being chewed by a pig, but one that is also obviously poisoned. And yet you ate it anyways. So guess what?
> Umm... it tastes great?
Damn skippy, dumbo. It's juicy, and tender, and the juice runs down your chin while you savor its sweetness. And you know what else?
> Umm... I turned to stone?
Well, duhhh.
> use gold needle
Not only are you now incapable of moving, and not only are you not in possession of a gold needle, but none of your party members want to waste any of theirs on you. Shows how much they value you.
- *** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***
Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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