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> Go east

You shuffle east, marching through the thick underbrush.

There's still a jungle here, by the way. And you're still lost. And it's still getting dark.

> Keep going east

Did I mention grues like to frequent dark places? It's really, really, dark now.

> Keep going east

I mean, really, really, dark.

> east, dammit!

Congrats. You have just smacked into a very hungry African grue.