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 Gruetalk Score: 5 Moves: 5, or 7

> talk to grue

You start to say hello and the Grue interupts to comment on the blood coming from your jeans and suggests you use club soda to get it out. The Grue devours you before you have a chance to follow up on his advice.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):