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Score: :)
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Moves: >:(
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> commit Gruicide
What? You want to die?
> yes?
Dude, Gruicide is homicide on a Grue. But I'm the narrator, and I have to make things happen. My narrator powers make the Grue get stabbed to death by you stabbing it.
> AWESOME!
Unfortunately, the Gruelice break in and arrest. You are tried and you are exegrueted.
> exegruetion?
Execution by Grue. You have been eaten. Three times.
> THREE? This game makes no sense.
Yes it does. It means you were eaten, dumped, eaten again, dumped again, and finally, eaten (and then dumped in the toilet).
In other words...
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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