Game:Zork/Gruicide

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 Gruicide Score: :) Moves: >:(


> commit Gruicide


What? You want to die?


> yes?


Dude, Gruicide is homicide on a Grue. But I'm the narrator, and I have to make things happen. My narrator powers make the Grue get stabbed to death by you stabbing it.


> AWESOME!


Unfortunately, the Gruelice break in and arrest. You are tried and you are exegrueted.


> exegruetion?


Execution by Grue. You have been eaten. Three times.


> THREE? This game makes no sense.


Yes it does. It means you were eaten, dumped, eaten again, dumped again, and finally, eaten (and then dumped in the toilet).

In other words...



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?