Game:Zork/Gruicide

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Gruicide	Score: :)	Moves: >:(
> commit Gruicide What? You want to die? > yes? Dude, Gruicide is homicide on a Grue. But I'm the narrator, and I have to make things happen. My narrator powers make the Grue get stabbed to death by you stabbing it. > AWESOME! Unfortunately, the Gruelice break in and arrest. You are tried and you are exegrueted. > exegruetion? Execution by Grue. You have been eaten. Three times. > THREE? This game makes no sense. Yes it does. It means you were eaten, dumped, eaten again, dumped again, and finally, eaten (and then dumped in the toilet). In other words... *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit