Game:Zork/bigstart

Zork

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Start Menu	Score: 99%	Moves: Infinite
You are now standing on the olive-green platform labelled "Start". As you touch the platform, a monolithic (at least from your perspective) menu rises from nowhere. There is a gigantic list of options as to what you can do here. Open the Notepad application Open the Chess application Open the Noughts and Crosses application Open the Grue application Open the BSOD application Install Linux Log on to Uncyclopedia (Famine's account) Reopen Zork Reopen Zork in Safe mode Open Zork Abridged Open the shareware version of Zork Open Grueslayer Shutdown computer If you're really bored, you can also: View Recent Changes to Zork And if you would like to piss off Bill Gates, you can: Get a Mac