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 Start Menu Score: 99% Moves: Infinite

You are now standing on the olive-green platform labelled "Start". As you touch the platform, a monolithic (at least from your perspective) menu rises from nowhere.

There is a gigantic list of options as to what you can do here.

If you're really bored, you can also:

And if you would like to piss off Bill Gates, you can: