Game:Zork/paradoxical

Zork

left

Paradox	Score: -0	Moves: Yak
Oh, no, you don't. I won't have people creating paradoxes or things sprouting smaller (or larger) things to an infinitesmal value. The only good thing that comes from that is that you get a nice game of BSOD. So here, this is your reward. You shall endure a swift, painless death, which is actually a treasure compared to the other gristly ones in this game. But, first, try this complementary Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie. And, true to its word, the cookie has just the right texture and crispness, and the chocolate chips are at exactly the right moistness. The sheer perfection of it it takes your mind off the fact that you are euthanised seconds afterward. Aren't you lucky? Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.