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| Grue Program
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Score: 0
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Moves: 2
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> run grueprog.exe
You open the Grue Program. It shows you, in stunning detail, many interesting facts about Grues. You learn about their habitat, mating rituals, religious traditions, plus many more facts too numerous to list.
However you encounter this error message...
By some cosmic coincidence, the author of the Grue Program is the grue right behind you...
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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