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 Grue Program Score: 0 Moves: 2

> run grueprog.exe

You open the Grue Program. It shows you, in stunning detail, many interesting facts about Grues. You learn about their habitat, mating rituals, religious traditions, plus many more facts too numerous to list.

However you encounter this error message...

Grue Error Message.png

By some cosmic coincidence, the author of the Grue Program is the grue right behind you...

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** Dead ***

Restart, restore or quit? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):