Game:Zork/GrueProg

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 Grue Program Score: 0 Moves: 2



> run grueprog.exe


You open the Grue Program. It shows you, in stunning detail, many interesting facts about Grues. You learn about their habitat, mating rituals, religious traditions, plus many more facts too numerous to list.

However you encounter this error message...


Grue Error Message.png


By some cosmic coincidence, the author of the Grue Program is the grue right behind you...



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.