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| Grue Program
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Score: 0
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Moves: 2
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> run grueprog.exe
You open the Grue Program. It shows you, in stunning detail, many interesting facts about Grues. You learn about their habitat, mating rituals, religious traditions, plus many more facts too numerous to list.
However you encounter this error message...
By some cosmic coincidence, the author of the Grue Program is the grue right behind you...
- *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***
In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)
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