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 Shutdowwwwnnnn... Score: 404 Moves: Error

> shutdown computer

You hop onto the red box labelled "Shut Down"

You then realize that (oh, shit!) you were part of the computer. Dur!

*** You have ceased to exist ***

However, your computer was moved into a school computer lab and restarted.

*** You have resumed your existence ***

But, sadly, it is a high school, and a young H4x0R gets ahold of yours and creates a virus. You awake again in a computer recycler, where your various parts are ripped up and packaged to give to living computers (sort of like Soylent Green!).

You cannot handle this, and have died again.

*** You have resumed your lack of ceasing to not exist ***

> That was pretty fucking confusing.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):