Game:Zork/(Neobanner)/→

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 A dark cove (with brown rocks) Score: 14 Moves: -99

With more health, you countinue, with the torch you have. Then you see a small egg.

Small Egg.png


> grab egg

You picked up the egg. But growing is heard...

ROAR!
GROWL!
SKREEE!
MUNCH!
GRRRRRR!
UH-OH!
6 Grues, 4 Eurgs and 2 Xenomorphs come to KILL YOU!!!!


> Oh noes!!! I'm going to die!!

Surprisly, the monsters are moving slowly. Normally, they would have went faster and tear you apart. Unfortunely, you carry NO weapon in order to slay them, or at least something like a “EyegoreBomb” found somewhere in this cave.
And now, the Xenomorph looks at you.
> fight xenomorph

Too late, it gets the first move - which is to leap at you and tear your ribcage open, followed by devouring your heart and vital organs. And then, the Xenomorph shares your remains with the Grues and Eurgs, but the Eurgs only get to eat the diegestive organs.


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.