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Forum:We have passed the 24,000 marker
Obviously the admins have been slacking with articles huffing. This proves, once more, without a doubt, that Uncyclopedia is indeed the worst. ~ 09:19, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- Wahey for slackage! Woo! -- Hindleyite Converse 18:02, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
But having 24,000 articles is a good thing
It's much better than having none at all. Look, Wikipedia has over 2 million articles. 09:58, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- I think having 24 articles would be better. I've only written about 24 articles, so we keep those, get rid of the rest, presto! Instant improvement! --UU - natter
10:01, Mar 24
- Maybe if we all voted for the best 12, that would improve qaulity even more.--
- So are we all in favor of deleting 23,988 articles and keep 12? ~
12:07, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- Sounds like a good April Fool's idea. Vote for the 12 articles that Uncyclopedia will keep!--
- All of my featured +another one to spare. ~
13:41, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- Gotta keep Get Some Mortgage! -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
16:10, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- Gotta keep Get Some Mortgage! -
13:26, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- All of my featured +another one to spare. ~
- Sounds like a good April Fool's idea. Vote for the 12 articles that Uncyclopedia will keep!--
- if we had a sort of march madness tournament, we could reduce the amount of articles down to 12 or so. i'll get to work on drawing up a bracket... 17:33, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
11:57, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- So are we all in favor of deleting 23,988 articles and keep 12? ~
- Maybe if we all voted for the best 12, that would improve qaulity even more.--
Wait...
I came up with the idea of deleting all but the 7000 best articles quite a while ago. Then, we hire the Jews to write 21000 more. BAM! Instant awesomeness. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
Just delete everything
—Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk) 22:56, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- That could work. Start with Led's, Ljlego's, STM's, and Cajek's stuff. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:12, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
- That would be everything. ~
09:26, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
- As long as my stuff stays. Even the blah pages that amuse only me. Then I would rule! Rule! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
- Modusopedia? The Encyclopedia that any one can....operandi? ~
09:39, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
- Modusopedia? The Encyclopedia that any one can....operandi? ~
- As long as my stuff stays. Even the blah pages that amuse only me. Then I would rule! Rule! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
- That would be everything. ~