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Forum:We have passed the 24,000 marker

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Obviously the admins have been slacking with articles huffing. This proves, once more, without a doubt, that Uncyclopedia is indeed the worst. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:19, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Wahey for slackage! Woo! -- Hindleyite Converse 18:02, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

But having 24,000 articles is a good thing

It's much better than having none at all. Look, Wikipedia has over 2 million articles. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:58, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

I think having 24 articles would be better. I've only written about 24 articles, so we keep those, get rid of the rest, presto! Instant improvement! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:01, Mar 24
Maybe if we all voted for the best 12, that would improve qaulity even more.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:57, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
So are we all in favor of deleting 23,988 articles and keep 12? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:07, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
Sounds like a good April Fool's idea. Vote for the 12 articles that Uncyclopedia will keep!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:26, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
All of my featured +another one to spare. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:41, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
Gotta keep Get Some Mortgage! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 16:10, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
if we had a sort of march madness tournament, we could reduce the amount of articles down to 12 or so. i'll get to work on drawing up a bracket...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:33, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
Now there's an idea!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:31, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
For April Fools, we can blank pages! And the next day, we can beg the admins to have them restored!GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 01:53, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Wait...

I came up with the idea of deleting all but the 7000 best articles quite a while ago. Then, we hire the Jews to write 21000 more. BAM! Instant awesomeness. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Just delete everything

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:56, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

That could work. Start with Led's, Ljlego's, STM's, and Cajek's stuff. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:12, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
That would be everything. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:26, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
As long as my stuff stays. Even the blah pages that amuse only me. Then I would rule! Rule! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Modusopedia? The Encyclopedia that any one can....operandi? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:39, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
MOpedia. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:41, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
The obvious: Moduncyclopedia.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:22, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
What's with the -pedia stuff? Just call it Modusoperandia. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:26, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
We're pediaphiles.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:39, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
So, you've been to my home country, Soauu? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:44, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Yup. I used DrStrange's map to get there. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:56, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
This one!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:58, 25 March 2009 (UTC)