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The Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza ROUND 2

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Annual Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza! ROUND 2

• Round 2: Beings on Wednesday 17 at 00.01 UTC (02.01 UK, 03.01 Western Europe) (8pm Tuesday 16 ET new york, toronto) and lasts exactly 4 days.
• Judging: Begins Wednesday 24 at 00.01 UTC (02.01 UK, 03.01 Western Europe) (8pm Tuesday 23 Agusut ET new york, toronto) and lasts 3 days.
• Awards Ceremony on August 27 (Ucapan pada tgl. Agustus 27/Los putos de mierda que ganan pueden mirar mientras que jugamos con sus putas madres)

TEAM PUPPY GANG BANG [WINNER!!!! go fuck yourself Shabidoo

1. Scofield & The Machine
2. ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII
3. Cat the Colourful
4. --ShabiDOO 14:56, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Article One: Jaugust

Judge 1: 25. Better than the other. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 11:27, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 2: 40. →A (Ruins) 15:13, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 3: 30.4 Nice. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:07, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

TOTAL ARTICLE 1:

Article Two: Orchids

Judge 1: 20. Not as funny as Jaugust. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 11:27, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 2: 30. →A (Ruins) 15:14, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 3: 24. Not as good as the other one, but it will do---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:17, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

TOTAL ARTICLE 2:

Total Score:

Team Frozen Mammoths and Magic Flamingos [RUNNER UPS]

1. Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  
2. Mattsnow
3. 
4. Black Flamingo

Article One:HowTo:Train to look your best this summer

Judge 1: 20. →A (Ruins) 01:55, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 2: 28 |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:16, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 3:

TOTAL ARTICLE 1:

Article Two: Sun

Judge 1: 45. →A (Ruins) 01:58, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 2: 45 |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:16, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Judge 3: 45 love it ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:46, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

TOTAL ARTICLE 2:

Total Score:

TEAM EVIL MUTATED CYBORG SHEEP (DISQUALIFIED DUE TO RESIGNATION)

"Resistance is Futile"

1. Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable.
2. Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting!
3. Would you like a cookie, sir?

Notice: Seeing as Lollipop has been absent from the site for more than a week, I am left as the only team member... I have been putting this off in case he got back with me, but that possibility seems unlikely--in fact, it's impossible, since the deadline has now passed. Therefore, I think it's safe to say my team has officially retired from the tournament. Sorry it didn't work out, all! I'm sure we'll have another user-organized tournament soon! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 15:40 August 25, 2011 (UTC)

RETIRED- A nice template will be sent to you. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:17, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

Aye, I was on vacation. Also, it didn't seem likely, since CheddarBBQ failed to do anything as well. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 04:04

Yes I did. Would you like a cookie, sir? 00:30,2September,2011

Judges

1. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
2. →A (Ruins)
3. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 07:01, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

BOTH TEAMS WIN!!!!!

I'm sick of this stupid competition. Congratulations. Have a good day. →A (Ruins) 22:32, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

Great. All that effort for a tie. A TIE! Incompetent bastards ruin everything! --Scofield & The Machine 10:06, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

I hope that's a joke. We had to write them, all you have to do is read them and put a score on them, and yet it takes you more time to do the judging than us do the writing! Why did you start that competition to begin with? If this is not a joke, I smell a lenghty ban, if there is an admin that still has some good sense here. Mattsnow 14:54, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it's a tie, with Team Puppy Gang Bang leading and Frozen Mammoths second. A nice template will be sent to every team shortly. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:41, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

WINNING!!!! --Scofield & The Machine 10:05, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Are you fucking kidding me? How can you people set up a competition, ask people to join, and then just call it off when all you have to do it read and judge two more articles? You cannot possibly be this fucking lazy to not even have the decency to grade my teammates work (I can't take credit for this round), and then just tell them they pretty much lost because you got bored. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   14:26, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Seeing as I did not participate this round, that might just qualify me to be a judge... If we can get one more active judge (oh, Lollipop!!!!) we could settle this once and for all. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 15:32 September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, fuck that

TEAM PUPPY GANG-BANG WINS!!!!!!!! Nobody is protesting from their side, so who cares.

→A (Ruins) 18:02, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Err.. Scofield is in that team. Thanks for trolling us all that time. Mattsnow 19:02, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

No, I mean The Frozen Mammoth's side, sorry. →A (Ruins) 22:38, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

My rant above. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   14:27, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

If anyone cares, I just finished Mario Puzo's The Dark Arena. The ending of that book is about as abrupt and cold as the ending of this competition. --Scofield & The Machine 15:21, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Jesuz Christ everybody!!

Ok, its a tie!! ITS A DAMN TIE!! The truth is, both of your teams were Jus as awesome as the other one. Seriously, those were the best yet. Ok? Nobody lost (except team admin, but who the fuck cares about them), you both won. You will all be sent nice templates. Have a nice day, please. →A (Ruins) 19:25, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

There are no winners here, only losers. The main thing is that we all had fun, which I certainly did. Thanks to everyone who made it possible. I'd also like to thank Satan, for giving me my wonderful gift, and my PA, who wrote the articles for me. See you next year everybody. --Black Flamingo 19:42, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed...eeryone loses...except the team that won. Ill harass the three judges until they give scores. Mr 999 agreed to give the scores for Frozen Mamoths. We will have the figures soon. --ShabiDOO 21:45, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

How hard is it to read and judge 4 articles? You were lucky enough that your competition was popular, at least do it until the end! It's not like the second place guys are going to hate the other team or want to put in slug in their heads, it's just a competition! How do you think people are gonna react to any of your future projects? Mattsnow 00:10, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you Mattsnow, it's still Sept. 1st on the East Side.

Anyway, here's the main message:

Since everyone wants to win (Shabidoo for the most, obviously), if you wine and flail and wet your pants about losing, don't bitch to me about it: Bitch to Shabidoo about it. He wanted it the most, anyway. →A (Ruins) 02:01, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Dude, stop pinning the blame on Shabidoo everytime you screw up. You're the one claiming the competition is tie when in reality, you were too lazy to read my team's articles. This is not Shabidoo's fault, it's your fault, so don't even think about pinning the blame on him like you always do. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   02:21, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

*Mattsnow cries since somebody told him nasty things* He's an emotional guy, y'know? Mattsnow 02:27, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

• Oliphaunte gives Matt a ride on his back around the park* Nothing cheers people up faster than a ride on an Oliphaunte's back. Except maybe for Orlando Bloom, but that's his problem. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   03:13, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Feels good, now let's go get a lollipop and ride the merry-go-round! Mattsnow 04:04, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

All of you idiots saying the blame is on me: I don't know where the fuck Joe is, but he founded this competition with Shabidoo, and Shabi stepped down and I took his place. Now, here: I read your articles and voted on them. Look above^^^. Shabidoo wanted those votes to happen. That's why I'm saying pin your losses on Shabidoo if you want to bitch to someone about it, not me. I just assumed a role, I didn't organize anything. →A (Ruins) 21:19, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Actually, bitch to The other Judges, it's easier for me.

WE HAVE WINNNNNNNERS!!!

After weeks and weeks of an epic journey of monstrous proportions...without even having to add the final result for the last un-judged article...team FROZEN MAMMOTH has woooooooooon!!! RAH RAH RAH!!! And with the distinction of having a triple 45 mark for their article sun...which was featured!!! RAH RAH RAH!!!

Oh...and the second place losers was Team puppy gang bang. Their articles were not as good as Frozen Mammoth...they are really 2nd grade compared to Frozen Mammoth. But...they are a hell of a lot cooler, cuter, sexier and sucessful with the biatches...so...who really wins in the end? ;)

The biggest losers of all...I believe...were team Admin...who were disqualified for cheating and insider trading and other cabal related schenanegins. Oh you admins...whatever will you do next?

Thanks Joe for the great concept...and thanks Aimsplode for organising stuff. Hard to believe!!! :) I hope its a yearly even!!! RAH RAH RAH!! --ShabiDOO 21:57, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

GO FUCK YOURSELF SHABIDOO

From my viewpoint you have no right to determine the winner of the competion.

I tallied the votes (+ added estimated IWKY333 votes) and concluded Team Puppy Gang Bang(ers) are the victors.

Now all of you go shut the fuck up, get drunk, and drive into a light pole on your way home from celebrating your epic failure victory. Have a nice day, thanks for compeeeeeeeting.

!!!~HGA~!!!

→A (Ruins) 22:25, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Dude, seriously, I warned you about pulling this shit with Shabidoo. You need to relax and stop attacking everyone for everything and then blame Shabidoo when people attack you back. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   22:43, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Anyhoo...they already beat us without the last score buddy. In any case..I don't think anyone doubts Frozen Mammoths will win (unless they are given a -10...which they wont). And...in the end...they turned out the better articles. HURAH!!!!!!!!!! FROZEN MAMMOTHS!!! Thanks again for a really fun tournament. You are the first to pull of an all team tournament (that I know of) --ShabiDOO 22:46, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, guys, thanks for the tournament, it really pushed us to write good ones! Mattsnow 23:21, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I still did send in the templates

The templates are handed in now. Now, I can continue working on other articles. Some of the articles had been deleted. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 11:30, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

A good idea

I just thought it would be good to make these awesome articles feature-worth, and send them in to the Pee Review. I mean, why not? →A (Ruins) 22:06, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

A final statement from the Head of the Goa Tse Clan/UnLeaks Liberation Authority

My dear friends of Uncyclopedia, Today, as the new school year dawns in the United States and most of Western Europe because autumn had started, we had announced the winners of the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza. The winners are:

1. Team Frozen Mammoths
2. Team Puppy GangBang
3. Team Evil Cyborg Mutilated Sheep
4. Team Admin (dsq.)
5. Team NFC (dsq.)
6. Team AAAAAAA! (dsq.)

The first and second teams had received a template. All others please proceed to the banning room where Zombiebaron can ban you for three hours for a failure to compete in a contest that you had signed up for. The third place team, I am very sorry, but since you decided to quit, you did not receive a template. Instead, you will receive the "Goa Tse Award for Calculus Equation". We hope that we have another competition coming soon next year for the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza- Australian Edition.

|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 11:30, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Aimsplode, I shat on the Nazi flag. It's fun, really.

Three Cheers for Joe and Aimsplode

Yeay! Rah! Woohoo! You guys actually managed to finish this never ending tournament. And with only nineteen delays (one delay less than predicted). You have pulled off the first and maybe only team tournament in the history of wikipedia parody.

Three Cheers for Frozen Mamoth

Boo! Boo! Boo! You guys totally cheated and I have the documents to prove it! ;) --ShabiDOO 11:59, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck America!

Have a nice day, Redneck Asshat Shits-On-Other-People's-Flags Joe. →A (Ruins) 17:29, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Also, fuck you, and fuck all of those teams over the top who actually didn't complete a goddamn competition in which they wasted my time by organizing them a team when they failed. →A (Ruins) 17:29, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:20 September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Does america have any orifices which can be violated? Would there be something big enough with a penis that could violate america? --ShabiDOO 13:44, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, Florida. Now let's kill this discussion, eh? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   20:20, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you, too! I LIVE in Florida! →A (Ruins) 22:39, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

That explains a lot. A dick living in the dick-shaped state. Irony bonus! --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   02:18, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

WARNING: This section contains words of wisdom. lol @ Oliphaunte's comment! Mattsnow 02:26, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oliphaunte...bad bad bad. Half explicit humour is the best kind! Shame...shame! --ShabiDOO 03:12, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

I certainly like Oliphaunte's humor better than Aimsplodes' :) A lot more subtle. Mattsnow 03:17, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

What the fuck!? FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! Fuck you all you fucking fuck fucks! And a big fuck to the fuking fuck fuck fuckers who fuck that you fucking FUCKS! --ShabiDOO 03:25, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Do you children have nothing better to do on a Wednesday night? Is there no local skate fest at the town disco so you can boogie-boogie? That is still what you guys do nowadays, right? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   03:31, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Im actually in borneo now...so its the afternoon. Im about to re-join my drum circle before we try an indeginous substance which is said to make you one with the cosmos while jump up and down and joose bodily fluids. Its great fun. So...yeah....I suppose you could call that something like a roller disco boogie woogie! --ShabiDOO 03:52, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The country I come from is in the shape of a man. Mindanao is the anus though. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 08:25, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

@Shabidoo LOLOOLOL!! Yeah, I havema short temper, I apologize for that. I have like noooo patince and I get really fucking pissed off sometimes, double plus I was/am driving to Helen, GA. Yeah....Sorry again. →A (Ruins) 01:02, September 9, 2011 (UTC)