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Wikia is so stupid. "Our front end caches seem to have run off with a gigolo. Hold my man-bag while I go ask politely for him to give them back." Arggh! Stupid Wikia! Hate haet hat! Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:25, Sep 7

You love Wikia. That's why it hurts so much when she lets you down.
I know it isnt true,
I know it isnt true
Love is just a lie,
Made to make you blue
Love hurts, ooh, ooh love hurts
Ooh, ooh love hurts. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:44, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Lovely day for a Guinness!
That's not the "love" hurting. That's the genital warts flaring up again. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Wikia is a Holy Goddess. She gave her own bandwith just so we could fucking slander her? For shame, I shall splash you with holy water!--Almost Sir Random Crap
You're experiencing severe neurosyphilitic symptoms. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:55, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe because Uncyclopedia is giving me an enlarged brain tumor.--Almost Sir Random Crap
Or because Wikia gave you syphilis and you're codependent. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
.....Were you dropped on your head when you wrote that comment?--Almost Sir Random Crap
Was I dropped on my head? How could I be dropped on my own head? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:14, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Because you could have had a V8.--Almost Sir Random Crap
Excuse me sir, but us civilized imperialists use hybrids now. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:09, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Hybrids as in crustacean-humanoid species? They aren't very good for transportation.--Almost Sir Random Crap
Crustacean-humanoid species? Since when was Uncyclopedia Futurama? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:00, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Since I ate it. Uncyclopedia tastes better than you think it would. Staircase CUNt 23:09, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
So, you ate Sophia... Mashed or baked? Or did ya cut her up into chips and fry her? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:33, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Niether; I actually wedged that one up my as-- um........ Staircase CUNt 23:37, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
I know that if that sentence was completed it would include George Clooney. Don't lie to me.--Almost Sir Random Crap
"Hi, I'm John Stamos."
As long as you perverts keep John Stamos out of this. Woo! Go John Stamos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:02, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
John Stamos? He's just another bad overpaid actor, like Miley Cycus or whatever those young whippersnappers call her.--Almost Sir Random Crap
I don't know who John Stamos is. Or who you guys are. Or who I am. And can somebody explain why I'm all chained up in this dark room and blind folded? Staircase CUNt 21:26, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Because you know too much. Your memory was erased. All you need to do now sit lay down on your stomach and do what the nice doctor tells you.-Almost Sir Random Crap


John Stamos! John Stamos! John Stamos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:05, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Aww, Modus, you little fucker. You edit confliced me and ruined the : combo. Fucker. S-984 23:05, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
John Stamos! John Stamos! John Stamos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Modus, just shot your fuck up. Seriously, even John Stamos is annoyed.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Hardly. The only thing John Stamos is is John Stamos. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Why is John Stamos in front of a lightning strike? What does Full House have to do with lightning? Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:40, Sep 9
Because Full House is written by satanists, obviously. It's the little girl in the family behind it all.-Almost Sir Random Crap
...played by twins, both of whom were the evil twin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
How evil! I love it! Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa... Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:39, Sep 9
When did you become a Satanist?-Almost Sir Random Crap
When hell froze over. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:16, Sep 11
Hell has air conditioning? Finally. The center of the Earth can get pretty hot.-Almost Sir Random Crap

John Stamos?

John Stamos? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 13:27, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Delete. Fails the Codeine's Mom test. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:49, 18 Sep
Apparently you haven't seen the room that Codeine's mom has converted to a John Stamos shrine. It was Codeine's room. It still is. He's a little bitter. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:04, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
How could anyone be bitter about having John Stamos enter their life? Heck, I'd let Codeine's mum turn my room into a Stamos shrine. I just need to get rid of my roommate somehow. Necropaxx (T) {~} 08:28, Sep 19
Not if you make your roommate John Stamos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:38, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
Why not make yourself John Stamos!? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 19 September 2009
*BAMPH!* John StaMOs Full House! 20:33, September 19, 2009 (UTC)